If Only...

“Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, my name is Scott and I’ll be your flight attendant today on our flight to Salt Lake City. The cabin is being pressurized for your comfort. Should there be a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will fall from the overhead compartments. Please secure your own mask before assisting others. Even though the bag doesn’t inflate, there is oxy-“

“Scott?”

“gen… flowing…um, yes?”

“Scott, is it at all possible for snakes to drop out of the overhead compartment instead of oxygen masks? Poisonous snakes?”

“I..- no…it’s not.”