Highlights

I read three things today. A short piece of new fiction out of Harper's, a list of Chuck Norris's characteristics, and an article by Stanley Fish on Intelligent Design. I'll try to hit the high points:

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

That is all.